its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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