How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im holly from the hills drunk
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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