yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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