small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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