I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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