chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just had sex on a roof
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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