should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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