O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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