Where did you get a picture of my penis
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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