Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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