No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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