Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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