i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I smell like Dick and happiness
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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