yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
