Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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