I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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