East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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