I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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