We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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