Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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