Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i came on her dog
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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