Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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