So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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