i just google imaged poop.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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