There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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