Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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