Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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