Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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