What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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