hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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