you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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