And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
