i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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