But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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