I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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