i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
