I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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