Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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