At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The feeling are messing with the penis
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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