Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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