I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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