I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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