Cold hands, warm shart.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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