i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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