We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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