drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Randomize
