I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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