I heard we made out
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
