ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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