i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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