I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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