4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Can I color on your dick again?
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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