yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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