Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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