He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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