have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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