i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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