Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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