I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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