Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
ttyl tear gas
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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