I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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